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holly’s going to leave me for savannah guthrie
when it comes to women, holly is nearly powerless against what we’ve labeled in our household as the Triple Threat. a woman that displays the Triple Threat is: 1, smart. 2, sexy. and 3, funny. there...
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remember that time we got in a fight before downton abbey and i made you...
I MISSED GIRLS, TOO. NOT HAPPY. i barely remember what happened in the last episode of downton abbey (season 4, episode 4) because it’s been so long since i watched it. actually. actually no. it hasn’t...
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a note to manufacturers: not everyone likes rosemary so stop putting it in...
WHY WHY WHY. apropos of nothing (mental note: learn how to spell “apropos” so google can stop correcting you. also learn: synagogue, initiative, occasional. oh and aesthetic, which, hello, practically...
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EVERYTHING THAT NEEDS TO STOP RIGHT NOW.
i’ve been short on time lately. so in lieu of an actual coherent post, i’ve simply compiled a list of annoyances to share with you. i started writing it in a barnes & noble, shortly after a day...
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there’s a hole in the ozone above where i do my hair
so now that it’s may in baltimore, two things are certain: 1) i will be sweating until early to mid october. possibly til halloween, depending on weather patterns. 2) my hair is now huge, only to get...
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LORD HELP US WE’RE DOING A CLEANSE (DAY 1: OMG)
so holly finally got the go-ahead from our acupuncturist to do this food-based cleanse she’s been bugging her about for, like, the past year and a half. as in: holly’s been bugging our acupuncturist,...
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I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT (OUR CLEANSE: DAY 2)
i blogged yesterday about our friggin cleanse. here’s the rest of what happened. warning: this post may give you a rash. DAY 2, CONTINUED 12:30pm had a small portion of quinoa, lentils & cubed...
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i want to go hunting but i don’t want to kill animals or shoot a gun.
ever since i wrote about “hunting gear” a couple years ago, i’ve been on this kick that i really want to hunt except for: a) i don’t want to actually kill an animal or b) shoot a gun. shooting a big...
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i just noticed i’m a paper bag hoarder.
in my quest to be environmentally friendly and lower my carbon footprint, i save all the paper bags from all the environmentally friendly supermarkets we shop at, namely whole foods and mom’s organic...
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where do all my hairbands go?
one thing holly always gets on my case about is hairbands. not that i use them, but that i’m constantly restocking them. it’s very irritating because what she doesn’t understand is that i can’t find...
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